Sunday, December 21, 2008

Who are Your Jones'?

or better yet… What are your Jones’?

Have you ever wondered who your neighbors, “really are?” Think about it… We smile, we wave, our children play together but what’s really going on with the Jones’. I’m not in any shape, fashion or form suggesting for anyone to be nosy, that in itself is annoying but I pondered upon this question when recently a friend shared an interesting story with me. If you can; imagine your neighbor, the perfect soccer Mom. At her children’s school so often, you’d think she’s on the payroll. You notice that her husband is in and out of town on business. He works to support the house and she stays home to “take care” of the house (pun intended). On occasion however, while hubby is out of town, between the hours of 9am and 1pm (weekdays), conveniently while the children are in school and neighbors working, another man often visits the house. Hmmmm. Perhaps she’s having an affair… That would be safe to assume. But then you notice that even when hubby is home, the same man visits, during the same hours. Maybe its business you conclude. But then it begins to happen more frequently. The truth however, is that her and her husband are into, “cock holding”. Yes, C-O-C-K H-O-L-D-I-N-G. Let me explain… Her husband gets off looking and hearing other people “pleasure” his wife. Wow! Now that’s freaky! Who would have imagined, the perfect soccer mom would have a freaky bone in her seemingly innocent body. I guess innocent is a relative term.
So I ask you… Do you really know your neighbors? If you have any interesting stories, please share them.


Note: “The term is actually "cuckold" . It is believed to allude to the habit of a female cuckold that lays her eggs in the nests of other birds. References to cuckolding dates as far back as 1372 in Geoffrey Chaucer's
The Canterbury Tales.” Source: About.com

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